“No amount of money or success can take the place of time spent with your family.”
My son and I were bored out of our minds this evening after school and work and working out and dinner. We should have just taken our tired bodies and minds to sleep but no… we decided to laugh ourselves silly with memes from the internet while listening to vaporwave. This is my son’s favorite thing to do, by the way, I don’t usually join in. We had a great time. He has perfect timing and a deadpan delivery that slays me…but I’m easy. He could just look at me and blink and I’d bust into a fit of giggles. Here are some of the funnier ones that I can recall (this went on for like an hour).
If you get out of the shower clean, then how does your towel get dirty?
How do you know if a man with an eye patch is winking at you or just blinking?
If more cheese means more holes, but more holes means less cheese, does more cheese mean less cheese?
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, does eating two apples a day keep him away for two days?
If Apple made a car, would it have windows?
Why do we drink drinks, but we don’t food food?
If time is money, are time travelers tax evaders?
Is the S or the C silent in the word “scent”?
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
What would happen if two mind readers read each other’s mind at the same time?
If a building is already built, why is it called a building?
If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your license?
If you try to fail and you succeed, did you fail or succeed?
If we get butterflies in our stomachs, do butterflies get humans in their stomachs?
If you are waiting for the waiter, are you not the waiter?
If you work as security at the Samsung store, does that make you guardian of the galaxy?
How come you cook bacon but bake cookies?
When the first clock was made, how did they know what time it was?
Yep, just pure 16 year old humor and silliness, but we had a fun time.